Forge-god of the useful blaze. 1000med outfits the wall before the spark asks permission.
Hint: rearrange “a slice ups.” The kit holds when the joke stops needing white coats.
Keep the teal and the quiet; only what sits on the shelf will change.
When 1000med steps out, this page becomes the shop floor. Until then: wry about fire, serious about the extinguisher.